All the podfics I’ve recorded, my own fic and others with author permission:
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SPN: Dean/Castiel

A Heart That Hurts (Is A Heart That Works)
enigmaticblues | R | 62 MB | 02:15:18
Author’s Summary: When Dean is offered a reward for sending Lucifer back to hell, he asks for Castiel to be let off the hook. What he doesn’t realize is that disobedience always has consequences. And when he gets a phone call from Claire Novak, Dean may find that he’s in over his head.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

A Lesson in Friendship
exmanhater | PG-13 | 17.04 MB | 37:13
Summary: In which Dean tries to figure out how a grown man can have a non-apocalypse-centered friendship with an angel, Castiel knows Dean’s priorities and is generally very helpful, and Sam just wishes they’d both get a damn clue.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Absolution
wolfling and omphalos | NC-17 | 245 MB | 09:41:27 | Additional pairings: Sam/Ruby, Sam/Pamela
Author’s Summary: Against his better judgement, Castiel offers Dean a way to save Sam.
Permanent download links: mp3, m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (compiled by cybel)

Across the Universe
weirdwednesday | NC-17 | 19.09 MB | 41:41
Author’s Summary: After Sam is gone, Dean drives around without a purpose or destination. Castiel follows and finds out firsthand what both human grief and human desire feel like.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover/compiled by cybel)

American as Apple Pie
trinityofone | NC-17 | 6.23 MB | 13:36
Author’s Summary: Dean saves the world the same way he entered it: buck naked.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Apocalypse Day
zelda_zee | R | 28 MB | 1:01:21
Author’s Summary: It’s not a bad one, as Apocalypse Days go. (Written for the prompt: The boys trying to make a new life after the end times.)
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/podbook compiled by cybel)

Bread Without Sorrow & Swords into Plowshares
azephirin | PG & NC-17 | 1.9 & 7 MB | 4:12 & 15:22
Author’s Summary: Bread, chocolate, blackberries. After the war. (always-a-girl!Dean)
Bread Without Sorrow: permanent mp3 (right-click, save-as), Archive mp3
Swords into Plowshares: permanent mp3 (right-click, save-as), Archive mp3

Castiel’s Guide to Wooing a Winchester
exmanhater | PG-13 | 6.81 MB | 14:52
Summary: Castiel had never doubted that he was meant for Dean. Getting Dean to see it proved another matter entirely.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Everyone Knows What Happens at the Library
exmanhater | PG-13 | 11 MB | 25:30
Summary: In which Dean says derogatory things about teen vampire novels, Castiel keeps coming back for more, Claire gets her way all the time, and Dean’s co-workers (and Sam) are huge nuisances. (Librarian!Dean AU, or how Stephenie Meyer found Dean the love of his life)
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Except Thou Bless Me
architeuthis | NC-17 | 26.5 MB | 57:52
Author’s Summary: Castiel is wroth, and Dean is having a great time. [See Author’s post for further warnings/notes.]
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Holding Hands with a God
scaramouche | NC-17 | 19.21 MB | 41:57
Author’s Summary: Dean is a superhero. Castiel is a mild-mannered reporter trying to get an interview.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

In the Land of the Emotionally Repressed, Dean Winchester is King
zoemathemata | hard R | 30 MB | 1:04:57
Author’s Summary: Dean does his best to cheer Castiel when Cas is disheartened by recent events and is left blind.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Interlocking Barbs
instantramen | PG | 2.48 MB | 5:24
Author’s Summary: A book, the sun, and social grooming: a recipe for a good day.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

“No, Lord Helmet, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.”
archon_mentha | PG | 1.63 MB | 3:33
Summary: Dean’s playing with his action figure again… (5.03 comment fic)
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Our Lavish Post-Apocalyptic Lifestyle (parts 1-6)
exmanhater | PG-13 | 60 MB | 2:03:52
Summary (of first story only): Dean’s not a damsel, and the whole rescue + immediate disappearing act Castiel’s been using lately doesn’t do a thing for him. Not at all. (Or, the one where Sam and Castiel have a Dean-Stalkers Anonymous group).
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive link: mp3 file, m4b (podbook cover art/compiled by cybel)

Peanut Butter-Pumpkin Wedding Cake
sparseparsley | NC-17 | 78.74 MB | 2:51:49
Author’s Summary: The good ones are sometimes assholes and always taken.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links [right-click save-as]: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Queen of Nothing
thirstyrobot | Mature | 1:45:14
Summary: Deanna couldn’t make it work with Lisa and left with Cas when he showed up in Indiana. Now she’s got a thousand empty spaces where Sam should be and Cas has a thousand more where Heaven should be, but the job is the job and the road is the road and they’re in it together. (always-a-girl!Dean)
Note: The gorgeous cover art is by here.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 48.45 MB] | m4b [50.7 MB]

Reward
FayJay | Teen & up | 12.10 MB | 26:38
Author’s Summary: In which Sam is dead, and Dean is broken.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)

Second Childhood
cloudyjenn | PG-13 | 40.95 MB | 1:29:27
Author’s Summary: “Dude, I can’t do this whole thing by myself,” Dean said with far more desperation leaking into his tone than he liked. It would just be too much to make it through hell and death and Lucifer only to have Castiel bail on him because of a frigging baby.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3 file, m4b (podbook cover art/compiled by cybel)

She Taught Every Angel To Rearrange The Sky
luchia13 | PG-13 | 14 MB | 30:48
Author’s Summary: Ellen Harvelle’s bar gets some angelic visitors, mostly because the angelic visitors need some help dealing with non-angelic people. And advice for hitting on Dean.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Signs and Portents
aesc | PG-13 | 6.43 MB | 14:03
Author’s Summary: Inspired and encouraged by the brilliant and persistent . We were thinking back over several seasons of Sam and Dean being mistaken for boyfriends, and got to wondering what happens when Castiel comes into the picture
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Simply Irresistible
FayJay | Mature | 10 MB | 24:00
Author’s Summary: In which Dean Winchester is rendered even more irresistible than usual by a particularly passionate goddess, to Sam’s considerable distress.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)

Superstition Upon Common Sense
xela_fic | R | 14 MB | 30:38
Author’s Summary: Castiel sets out to find God and ends up finding himself. Or something. Henry the shrimp doesn’t really care, as he’s already been deep fried.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

There’s Only One Sure Thing That I Know
blinkiesays | NC-17 | 52 MB | 1:53:25
Author’s Summary: Dean doesn’t even get halfway through explaining before Bobby starts laughing. When he lets himself think about it for more than five seconds, Dean can almost see Bobby’s point: he’s faced down demons, witches, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, angels, and Satan himself and now he’s been defeated by the God damn Midwest.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art by <=starry_ice , podbook compiled by cybel)

Think I Know Where You Belong + sequels (Shortskirts ‘Verse)
twentysomething | PG-13 to NC-17 | 60 MB | 2:02:10
Author’s Summary: Castiel wishes he wasn’t this excited, but it’s the best part of his night when Dean Winchester gets home from baseball practice.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Veteran
liadan14 | R | 19.46 MB | 42:30
Author’s Summary: Dean’s been thinking about changing things much more often recently, what with Cas being around the way he is now, and with what Ellen left him in her will.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

SPN: femslash

A Beauty Desired [an SPN/CW RPF femslash podfic anthology]
Various authors | PG to NC-17 | Various RPF femslash pairings | 5:08:52 total time
Authors, text links, summaries, and title information here
Permanent download links: mp3, m4b

A Clean Line Across The Sea
exmanhater | Explicit | Adrianne/Genevieve | 34:12
Summary: Genevieve is happy being a junior queenrider in Benden Weyr, with lots of friends and few commitments, until a transferred bronzerider named Adrianne makes her think about wanting a more lasting connection.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 16 MB] | m4b [17 MB]

A Soft Spot for Nice Girls
lazy_daze | PG-13 | Adrianne Palicki/Olivia Wilde | 26 MB | 56:38
Author’s Summary: Olivia meets Adrianne in their first Introduction to Statistics class on a Tuesday morning when Adrianne nearly lands in her lap trying to get past her to a free seat.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive link: m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

A Suitable Occasion
scintilla10 | Teen & up | Adrianne/Katie | 1.63 MB | 3:33
Summary: Written for the prompt: Adrianne Palicki/Katie Cassidy, cross-dressing.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

Honey & the Hive Queen
bree_black | PG-13 | Jo/Madison | 36 MB | 1:20:15
Author’s Summary: It ends with Sam Winchester putting a bullet through her heart – or, that’s how it’s supposed to end. As it turns out, death is only the beginning for Madison Owens, and heaven is nothing like she expected. Somehow, she finds herself recruited into a band of rebels – a dead psychic, a dead FBI agent, a dead salesman, and two dead dorks, all working to take down heaven from the inside. But the most bewildering part of all is Jo Harvelle, their beautiful – and only slightly scary – leader. So much for eternal rest – between the fight against the angels and her new feelings for Jo, Madison has never felt more awake.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b (story+missing scene)
Archive link: m4b (story+missing scene (cover art/compiled by cybel)
[Bonus deleted scene: The Boys and the Boss Man (right-click, save-as) mp3, 02:15, Dean/Castiel.]

Magnetic Interference
saltandbyrne | Explicit | Genevieve/Adrianne | 1:22:05
Summary: Genevieve might be brilliant when it comes to programming artificial intelligence and developing flying robot squirrels, but she’s hopeless when it comes to dating. When her best friend Danneel drags her to a bar, Genevieve gets stuck on the prettiest girl in the galaxy, in the most awkward way possible. Adrianne is more than meets the eye, and it’s up to Genevieve to prove that her mind, and her heart, are open to accepting Adrianne just as she is.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [37.7 MB] | m4b [39.6 MB]

Sweet Like Candy
eightyeightkate | Explicit | Danneel/Genevieve | 2.95 MB | 6:26
Summary: Genevieve works in a candy shop, and Danneel really likes candy.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

so high above with you
lazy_daze | Explicit | Adrianne/Genevieve | 27:24
Summary: Movie-star!Adrianne/stewardess!Genevieve.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 12.69 MB] | m4b [13.66 MB]

The Hand, the Head, and the Heart
lazy_daze | Explicit | Danneel/Genevieve | 1:39:36
Summary: Danneel Harris lives a normal, dull life – with a normal, dull job and a normal, dull boyfriend. Until she sees classical pianist Genevieve Cortese at a recital – the beautiful performance unlocks the artistic inspiration Danneel thought she’d lost upon leaving art school three years ago. Danneel paints again, her trademark rich abstract pieces bursting forth, and her life turns around and upside down in more ways than one.
Note: The beautiful cover art is by <=culper355 and the original art post can be found here.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 46 MB] | m4b [48 MB]

The World is Gonna Bend
bekkis | PG | Danneel/Genevieve | 18:46
Summary: Danneel’s had a string of really awful dates. Then Jared tries to hook her up, but she’s way more interested in the cute girl making her coffee.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 8.7 MB] | m4b [9.4 MB]

Though I Walk
exmanhater | R | Anna/Jo | 8 MB | 18:06
Summary: Miracles don’t happen to Jo Harvelle, but sometimes the clouds break for a while. Written for the prompt: “Anna/Jo, post-apocalypse.”
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)

To know what’s under the floor
beckaandzac | PG | Jo Harvelle/Charlie Bradbury | 21:21
Summary: No one here is like me, Jo thinks, and she knows it’s what every eighteen year old on the planet thinks. And she also knows in her case it’s completely justified. But then she meets Charlie.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [10 MB] ||| M4B [10.6 MB]

Up in the Air
cherie_morte | NC-17 | Adrianne/Genevieve | 57:56
Summary: Genevieve is an aspiring actress working dead-end jobs to pay the bills until she gets her big break. Her life isn’t exactly glamorous just yet; in fact, she spends most of her time waitressing at a chain restaurant inside LAX and pining over Adrianne, a flight attendant who occasionally passes through her terminal.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 26 MB] | m4b [27 MB]

Wanna Be the One to Walk in the Sun
scintilla10 | Explicit | Danneel/Genevieve, Adrianne/Katie Cassidy, Adrianne/Katie/Genevieve/Danneel | 20:39
Summary: Written for the prompt: fourway and originally posted at the Spn + Spn RPF Femmeslash Kinkmeme.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 9.5 MB] | m4b [10 MB]

SPN: J2

A Certain Smile
elise_509 | NC-17 | 4:57:55
Author’s Summary: It’s 1958. Jared is the high school superstar: all-around athlete, straight-A student, and one half of the most popular couple in town. Jensen is the teen rebel, all motorcycles, hot rods, and rock ‘n’ roll. When Jared’s life veers closer to the edge, he finds Jensen waiting for him there. The collision is inevitable.
Permanent download links: mp3, m4b
Archive links: mp3 [125 MB], m4b [141 MB, cover art by <=zaipixie ] A Night Without Armor
laisserais | PG-13 | 18.94 MB | 41:22
Summary: The moral of the story is: If you’re gonna hunt dragons on the mountain, don’t forget to bring something shiny. And a sword might be good, too.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

A Surfeit of Tarts
memphis86 | NC-17 | 9.11 MB | 19:53
Author’s Summary: Jared schemes and keeps a recipe journal. Jensen begrudgingly eats the flan.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Aero
setissma | NC-17 | 18.24 MB | 39:50
Summary: J2 Dragonrider AU. Jensen’s dragon is rising for her first mating flight.
Text version (in three parts): one | two | three
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

An Occurrence of Dragons
tryfanstone | R | 1:29:28
Author’s Summary: Written for the prompt: Jensen is an old dragon, and he’s lived on his mountain through the rise and fall of many a civilization.
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 41 MB] | m4b [45 MB]

Backwards from Go
bertee | PG-13 | 15.68 MB | 34:14
Summary: Jared was pretty sure true love wasn’t meant to be this awkward. Sure, he knew his childhood ideals were never going to come true, given that Jensen wasn’t a princess in jeopardy and Jared was no longer afraid of sprinklers, but he never expected love to require so much effort.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Bare boned and crazy for you
tryfanstone | NC-17 | 5.73 MB | 12:30
Summary: Written for the prompt “Jared’s found his mate in poor, unsuspecting Jensen. Oblivious!Jensen, dominant and eager!Jared. Really rough, biting, bloodplay, possessive!Jared, please.”
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Cattle Rancher, Convenient Wife
1ightning | NC-17 | 27.76 MB | 1:00:37
Author’s Summary: Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction to him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Decaffeinated
mollyamory | G | 31:12
Author’s Summary: In which Jensen develops a drinking problem, and Jared solves it for him.
Permanent download links (right-click, save-as): mp3 [14 MB] ||| m4b [15 MB]

Dream a Little Dream of Menagerie
cherie_morte | PG-13 | 1:32:44
Author’s Summary: Jared’s got the perfect job. He runs a pet store for his boss Misha—but it’s not just any pet store. Misha’s Dream a Little Dream of Menagerie is full of creatures most people only ever imagine: tiny lantern dragons, judgmental unicorns, songbirds that sound better than any radio, and even a baby Loch Ness monster. Lately it’s been kind of hard to concentrate, however, thanks to the new on-site vet, Jensen, who has everything Jared’s perfect man would have…and a serious boyfriend on top of all that.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [42.4 MB]

East of the Sun and West of the Moon
laulan | R | 2:55:23
Author’s Summary: A practical carpenter, Jensen doesn’t believe in magic or fairytales–but when a messenger appears from thin air looking for him, he finds himself drawn into a quest to rescue a man he has no memory of, who just happens to be trapped in a place no one knows how to get to. No pressure, right? Set in modern times with fantasy elements.
Permanent download links: mp3 [75 MB], m4b [84 MB]

every second tuesday
_mournthewicked | NC-17 | 20.68 MB | 45:10
Author’s Summary: A trained monkey could do Jensen’s job. Seriously, it’s that easy. He gets through the day by trolling the web, napping, and coming up with creative ways to sneak out early. When the company decides to hire a masseuse to come into the office, Jensen figures it’ll just be another perk of the job. Turns out he was right.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Fine Jewel Contracting
mistyzeo | NC-17 | 35 MB | 1:16:39
Author’s Summary: Jensen is an expert safecracker, and Jared has a plan.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive link: [right-click save-as] m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Gunshy
setissma | R | 3:25:45
Author’s Summary: Special Agent Jared Padalecki’s gut instinct is a pretty reliable indicator of a lot of things. It lets him know when a suspect is lying through his teeth, whether a house is safe to walk through, and when he’s about to step into a fire fight. It’s only been really, stupidly wrong about a couple of things in his entire life, which is why Jared’s surprised when, twenty minutes after the first time he takes Jensen Ackles into the field, he finds himself crouched underneath an FBI suburban, bleeding all over his suit.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [87.3 MB, zipped] | m4b [98.5 MB]

Hearthstone
mollyamory | cover art by <=lamapan | R | 3:44:40
Author’s Summary: Jensen lives alone in the small town where he grew up, dividing his time between the bookstore he runs (with no customers), the bar he half-owns (but doesn’t run) and the big, expensive dream house (that he bought with money he doesn’t know what to do with). He lives quietly at the edge of the circle of friends he went to school with, and avoids everybody else — until the new guy in town crashes a bike in front of Jensen’s store and wedges himself into Jensen’s world.
Permanent download links: mp3 [98 MB] | m4b [110 MB]

Here Be Dragons
mistyzeo | NC-17 | 51:43
Author’s Summary: Jared had gotten into professional questing by accident, but Jensen had wanted to be an adventurer since his childhood. He had the heart for it, and the drive, and Jared looked on fondly as Jensen accepted accolades and congratulations after every successful dramatic rescue. He’d been offered no fewer than six princesses for marriage, but he’d turned them all down.
Permanent download links: (right click, save as) mp3 [24 MB] | m4b [25 MB]

Home
munibunny | NC-17 | 31.05 MB | 1:07:49
Author’s Summary: They’ve been living together for nearly six months. How’s Jared supposed to deal with suddenly falling in love with his best friend?
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (podbook compiled by cybel)

Honey Flower, Apple and Lime & Timestamps
veronamay | NC-17 | coverart by <=eosrose> | 3:25:52
Author’s Summary: The year is 1855. Jensen is the scion of a wealthy Dallas family, heir to a ranching empire that stretches across the American Southwest. Until now, he has led a life of carefree abandon, charming his way into boudoirs and out of entanglements by dint of his silver-tongued wit. After his father’s sudden death, Jensen is sent to London by his stepmother to acquire a wife during the Season. Threatened with disinheritance should he make an unsuitable match, he arrives on the doorstep of his friend Welling’s household prepared—reluctantly—to do his duty. Everything changes, however, when he lays eyes upon the Wellings’ newest footman. Padalecki is tall, strong, intelligent and beautiful—everything Jensen admires in a man. From the moment they meet, Jensen is willing to risk everything to gain the gorgeous Texan’s love. But Padalecki wants nothing to do with Jensen … or does he?
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 91 MB] | m4b [96 MB]

I’m Not Even Sure This Needs A Title
mistyzeo | NC-17 | 34:05
Author’s Summary: Jensen’s dick is huge. Also Jared might be a little bit in love with him.
Permanent download link: (right click, save as) mp3 [15.6 MB]

Kisses Sweeter Than Wine & Sugar Shock
topaz119 | NC-17 | 3:35:42
Author’s Summary: Texas in July is not exactly where Jensen Ackles has any desire to be, but a job’s a job and interviewing Jared Padalecki, the most famous and successful winner of America’s Next Celebrity Chef for Saveur magazine isn’t something Jensen’s going to turn down. He’ll do the interview, try not to laugh, and get back on the plane. Jared isn’t any happier at the thought of yet another interview with someone who’s already made up his mind that Jared’s nothing but a pretty face, but the network insists, so fine. He’ll do the interview, practice his patience, and be done with it.
Permanent download links: mp3 [97 MB] | m4b [103 MB]

Like A Thousand Julys
kashmir1 | NC-17 | 19.64 MB | 42:53
Author’s Summary: He’s seen some weird shit, alright, living in L.A. for a decade or so. And really, he may have actually used the phrase ‘I’ve seen it all’ a time or two. But he immediately wants to take it back when Jared Padalecki shows up on his parent’s front porch, wearing a denim mini skirt, a hot pink halter top and sporting a pair of at least C-cups.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Marriage and Other Modern Conveniences
scintilla10 | Explicit | 1:10:06
Author’s Summary: When Jensen’s housing situation changes, Jared comes up with the perfect solution to let them both live in the married student’s dorm: a marriage of convenience.
Permanent download links: mp3 [32 MB] | m4b [33 MB]

Measurable Means
kelleigh | NC-17 | 20.36 MB | 44:28
Author’s Summary: It was one night, one drunken hook up, and now Jared can’t get this guy out of his head. But he never expected the guy, Jensen, to show up at his construction site and want more, or for him to be a doctor.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive link: [right-click save-as] m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Murder and Martinis
gigglingkat | cover art by <=clex_monkie89 | PG-13 | 2:49:19
Author’s Summary: Jared had given up the life of a playboy private detective. For the past four years he’d happily been the husband and business protege of Jensen Ackles, the millionaire head of a magnate’s vast empire. But during a Christmas vacation in NYC, his old life crashes into his new and Jared finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation. Thankfully, Jared’s got Jensen, Icarus, and martinis to help him see it through.
Download links: mp3 [72 MB] | m4b [84 MB]

Nobility’s True Badge
cherie_morte | NC-17 | 45.25 MB | 1:38:51
Author’s Summary: Jared works in a bookshop café, Jensen walks in on the wrong night. And then just keeps walking in.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Policy Violation
mistyzeo | NC-17 | 17 MB | 36:07
Author’s Summary: Jensen has a policy about not fucking anyone from work, so Danneel bets him he’ll cave for the new guy before the end of the week.
Permanent download links (right-click, save-as): MP3 ||| M4B

professional zombie boyfriend
_mournthewicked | R | 21.6 MB | 47:13
Author’s Summary: Jensen hates surprises. Jared’s job is surprising people. It shouldn’t work, but it does.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Reanimated
tigbit | NC-17 | 7:16:53
Author’s Summary: In which Jared manages real estate in Heaven and Jensen works as Hell’s attorney in Death Trials. Extreme ambiguity and a distinct lack of beer push Jared to accept a different kind of job in a hotter, more southern locale. The boys meet. Hi-jinks and grocery-stealing in Hell ensue. Featuring saints on book tours, love on trial, after-life bureaucracy, and sin. Surprisingly not as cracktastic as it sounds.
Permanent download links: mp3 [184 MB], m4b [207 MB, cover art by <=bittersweet_art ] So Caught Up in You
build_the_moon | PG-13 | 17.84 MB | 38:58
Author’s Summary: After a couple of failed relationships, Jared wasn’t sure about what he wanted. Then he realized it had been right in front of him all along. Loosely based on Gilmore Girls.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Suburban Cape Cod Blues (You Can Find Anything At Wal-Mart)
sophie_448 | NC-17 | 64.27 MB | 2:20:23
Author’s Summary: Country music superstar Jensen Ackles has a secret. Or he did until the tabloids got a hold of pictures of him in a compromising position with another man. Now his agent has shipped him off to some tiny town in Massachusetts where they’ve never heard of country music to lay low until the scandal dies down. Everything is going according to plan until Jensen meets Jared, an English Professor at the local university.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Taking Chances
lavendergaia | NC-17 | 35.8 MB | 1:18:12
Author’s Summary: After being cursed by a fairy into obedience, Jensen Ackles has never been very concerned with being social. When he falls for Jared Padalecki, he has to decide if his safety is more important than his happiness.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

Terraform
james | Mature | 2:06:55
Author’s Summary: Jensen works for the Terraformation Department, monitoring a planet almost ready for settlement. Jared is a bartender new to the station, who decides to make Jensen his own personal project. Will he succeed, or is Jared hiding a more sinister purpose? And with Jensen’s own secrets to hide, will it ultimately matter?
Permanent download links: (right click, save as) MP3 [61 MB] | M4B [63 MB]

The Billionaire’s Bidding
raina_at | Mature | 2:49:47
Author’s Summary: Written for Harlequin prompt 52: When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.
Permanent download links: mp3 [73 MB], m4b [81 MB]

The Mysterious Incident of the Princesses in the Night-time
scintilla10 | PG-13 | 16.37 MB | 35:44
Author’s Summary: In which Jensen is a penniless soldier who is sent on a quest to lift a terrible curse that afflicts twelve beautiful princesses. It’s an unfortunate quirk of fate that Jensen is not interested in princesses. A fairy tale of courtiers, curses, and crossroads.
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Archive link: mp3

The One Where They’re Ice Dancers
twentysomething | PG | 12 MB | 25:08
Author’s Summary: “So how do you feel about their chances for gold, Scott?”
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)

The Ones that Can Swallow You Whole
embroiderama | NC-17 | 1:20:22
Author’s Summary: A near-drowning has left Jared deeply afraid of water–a big problem considering he lives in a beach town. Jensen’s a sailboat-builder who’s survived a few things himself.
Permanent download links: mp3 [37 MB, right-click, save-as] | m4b [38 MB]

The Storm Outside and the Fire Bright
elizah_jane | NC-17 | 16.28 MB | 35:33
Author’s Summary: In which the weather sucks, the power is out and cuddles just sort of happen.
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Archive link: mp3

This Course We Plotted + timestamps
mickeym | NC-17 | 96 MB | 3:48:02
Author’s Summary: Jared Padalecki has a life he loves: friends, family, a good job and plans to make it as a writer someday. All that is shaken up when he meets Detective Jensen Ackles one night, while working an overtime shift. Jensen is smart, interesting, fun to hang out with, and Jared’s drawn in like a moth to a flame.
Permanent download links: mp3, m4b
Archive links: m4b (podbook compiled by cybel, artwork by glitter-noire)

we’re still more in love than you think we are
forallthewords | NC-17 | 2:14:38
Author’s Summary: High school AU. Jared pines, Jensen toes the line, then some other boring junk happens.
Permanent download links: mp3 [61 MB – right-click, save-as], m4b [64 MB]

You Make Me Lose My Buttons
ms_soma_fic | NC-17 | 54:20
Author’s Summary: Written for <=dephigravity who prompted Jared and Jensen despise one another but get stuck sharing a room on a school trip (band, choir, club, or sports related) and end up falling for one another. This fic is based on this prompt.
Permanent download links: mp3 [25 MB, right-click, save-as] | m4b [27 MB]

SPN: other slash & het

A Certain Sense of Synergy Between Yourself and Me
queenklu | NC-17 | Misha Collins/Michael Rosenbaum | 73.5 MB | 2:40:40
Author’s Summary: Misha Collins gets groped by Michael Rosenbaum before meeting him, which he finds out later is pretty much par for the course. Life ensues—twitter and Taken and sucking fuzzy balls (not like that (maybe)) and somewhere in there, falling head over heels stupid in love.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (podbook compiled by cybel)

I Want You Above Me
moonlettuce | PG-13 | Jensen/Misha | 3.96 MB | 8:39
Author’s Summary: In which Jensen’s having inappropriate erections and Misha starts off oblivious…
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

I’d Gladly Lose Me To Find You
flawedamythyst | NC-17 | Sam/Dean | 78.9 MB | 3:52:31
Author’s Summary: Sam takes a vow of silence in order to pull Dean out of Hell, but by the time Dean comes back, Sam’s lost more of himself than just his voice.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (podbook compiled by cybel)

In the Beached Margin of the Sea
rivers-bend | R | Sam/Dean | 47 MB | 1:44:00
Author’s Summary: Sam and Dean black out on a hunt, and when they wake up, Dean’s having visions and Sam can’t get new, strange feelings out of his head. When John finds out about the side effects, he’ll do anything to get rid of the “curse”. But Sam and Dean don’t want to go back to the way things were before.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (podbook compiled by cybel)

Mine to Give Away & Fun in the Meantime
tebtosca | NC-17 | Jared/Jensen/Danneel | 1:02:16
Author’s Summary: Falling in love with your best friend isn’t too shocking. But finding love with his wife, too? Now, there’s the kicker.
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 27 MB] | m4b [30 MB – cover art by <=vongue ] Mr Watson, Come Here. I Want To See You
moonlettuce | R | Jensen/Misha | 3.54 MB | 7:43
Author’s Summary: Jared goes out for something. Jensen gets a call from Misha.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

The Dead Ringer
peggy_lane | R | Jared/Misha (plus hints of J2M) | 1:19:17
Author’s Summary: Misha was the best private investigator in Los Angeles until he married Jared and his billions. Now, between spending his husband’s money, drinking to excess, and bantering with Jared like it’s his job, life is too full for anything like real work. Enter Jensen Ackles, his missing father, eccentric family, and possible mob connections…and you have a case for murder that may be juicy enough to bring Misha out of retirement.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 38 MB] | m4b [39 MB]

Under His Skin
cjmarlowe | NC-17 | Jensen/Misha | 32.65 MB | 1:11:19
Author’s Summary: Jensen wasn’t really looking to change his life. He liked his life fine, liked his home and his friends and his hobbies and didn’t really feel like he was missing anything. But one look at Professor Misha Collins from across the quad and he decided that didn’t mean there wasn’t room for something new.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

SPN: Gen

Give Thy Humors Way
jesterlady | PG | SPN/Doctor Who crossover | 3.15 MB | 6:52
Author’s Summary: Dean and Sam are on the hunt, but find they aren’t the only ones looking into this particular problem.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Not a Maiden Fair
exmanhater | PG | Lisa & Dean | 2.55 MB | 5:33
Summary: Lisa is surprised when Dean comes back to her house (alternate ending for 5×22)
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Pluck Out the Heart of My Mystery
jesterlady | PG | SPN/BtVS crossover, Dean & Anya | 3 MB | 6:32
Author’s Summary: Dean’s in a town called Sunnydale. He’s joined at the bar by a woman who calls herself Anyanka. Set in SPN S5 and early BTVS S7.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

That One Time When Sam Had The Swine Flu
exmanhater | PG | Dean & Sam | 2.16 MB | 4:42
Summary: Dean always enjoys the strange and wondrous things Sam says when he’s sick. Set in a nebulous part of season two.
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Archive link: mp3

American Idol RPF

A Conversation with Shirley MacLaine: Or How Adam, Katy And Kris Dealt With That Pesky Little Fate Thing
idahophoenix | Mature | Kris/Adam, Kris/Katy, Kris/Adam/Katy | 50:12
Text version and download links: here
Note: written for the 2011 project

A Very Magical Kidnapping
captanddeastar | PG-13 | Kris/Adam | 1:01:12
Author’s Summary: In which the Quite Sparkly But Not-Very-Dread Wizard Adam kidnaps the Noble Prince Kris, who takes it sort of personally.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 28 MB] | m4b [30 MB]

Apples are Not the Only Fruit
bexless> | Explicit | Kris/Adam | 1:55:59
Author’s Summary: Local woman wins pie contest! Adam Lambert assists.
Permanent download links: mp3 [53 MB – right-click, save-as], m4b [56 MB]

Former American Idols Arrested in Drug-Fueled Snow-Shoveling, Break-Dancing Rampage
captanddeastar | PG | Kris/Adam | 6.08 MB | 13:17
Author’s Summary: “Adam, can I please remind you that going on vacation in Iowa in December was your crazy idea in the first place?”
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Preacher Man
astolat | PG-13 | Kris/Adam | 5:46
Author’s Summary: Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy voice: cause me to hear it.
Permanent download links: mp3 [2 MB – right-click, save-as]

Song As Old As Rhyme
epicflailer | PG-13 | Cook/Archuleta | 24:18
Author’s Summary: A Beauty and the Beast AU.
Permanent download link: mp3 [zipped, 11 MB]

Avatar: the Last Airbender & Legend of Korra

Allegiances
such_heights | General Audiences | Ty Lee/Suki | 7:59
Author’s Summary: Ty Lee, joining the Kyoshi Warriors.
Permanent download link: MP3 [3.6 MB] (Please right click and “Save As”.)

All Roads
tofsla | Teen & up | Korra/Asami | 1:06:41
Author’s Summary: Republic City to Ba Sing Se, with a number of lessons learnt in the process. Korra and Asami take a road trip.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 31 MB] | m4b [33 MB]

Body Language
sariane | Teen & up | Korra/Asami | 22:46
Author’s Summary: There is an art in bending, she sees it now. She sees it in Korra’s motions as she moves like the tide to push and pull water through the air. It’s in the flex of her muscles as she sends dirt flying, the twist of her fingers as she forms the air around them, and the arc of her body as she flies through the air to send flames shooting into the blue skies. Asami can not help but be entranced.
Permanent download links: MP3 [11 MB] ||| M4B [11 MB]

Heat Strategies
exmanhater | Teen & up | Azula/Ty Lee/Mei | 6:35
Author’s Summary: Azula rationalizes, Mai fights dirty, and Ty Lee has her ways. There’s a “light my fire” joke in here somewhere, but Azula is much too well-bred for that.
Permanent download link: MP3 [3 MB] (Please right click and “Save As”.)

Inferior Empires
thingswithwings | Explicit | A:tLA/Code Geass crossover, Azula/Cornelia Ii Brittania | 5:11
Author’s Summary: “It would be a great battle. I’m sure you would . . . struggle.”
Permanent download link: MP3 [2.4 MB] [right-click, save-as]

New Directions
such_heights | General Audiences | gen | 6:44
Author’s Summary: Toph, Suki and Katara. They could do anything, after the war.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 3 MB]

Something Built To Last
such_heights | General Audiences | gen | 7:56
Author’s Summary: Toph helps rebuild after the war.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 3.6 MB]

Something Good
such_heights | Teen & up | Mai/Ty Lee | 10:20
Author’s Summary: After the war, Mai and Ty Lee make a life of their own.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 4.7 MB]

Spa Day
eruthros | Teen & up | Toph/Katara (with background Aang/Katara, Mai/Zuko, Aang/Zuko & Mai/Ty Lee) | 19:01
Author’s Summary: By the twelfth day of the border negotiation, Katara’s barely holding on to her temper. She really needs some time off.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 8.71 MB]

The places we call home
liafic | Teen & up | Katara/Zuko | 45:46
Author’s Summary: Katara and Zuko learn that sometimes, the journey is more important than the destination.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 21 MB] | m4b [22 MB]

Theory In Practice
thingswithwings | Teen & up | Hermione/Katara | 16:24
Author’s Summary: “All right,” the young woman says, brushing herself off briskly, apparently undaunted by the half-dozen Water Tribe guards who moved to surround her the moment she came through the portal. “Take me to your library.”
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 7.5 MB]

Trolling For Fun And Profit
exmanhater | General audiences | Korra/Asami | 2:39
Author’s Summary: Korra introduces Asami to people who already know her. Fun is had by all, except Mako.
Permanent download link: MP3 [1.2 MB] (Please right click and “Save As”.)

Avengers & other Marvel movies & shows

Steve/Tony

Adamant
whizzy | coverart by coinin & snottygrrl | Teen & up | 5:44:46
Author’s Summary: Anthony Stark, Lord of the city of Mainhett, undertakes an expedition to recover the lost shield of a legendary paladin.
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 147 MB] | m4b [165 MB]

An Assembly Such as This
lady_ragnell | Teen & up | 3:21:28
Author’s Summary: In which Miss Antonia Stark finds herself sponsor and mentor of Miss Lucy Banner at the behest of the Fury, meets a mysterious American officer, and the fortunes of the brothers Odinson are discussed extensively. A Regency romance AU.
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 89 MB] | m4b [100 MB]

Average Avengers Local Chapter 7 of New York City
hetrez | Teen & up | 48:00
Author’s Summary: Steve and Tony accidentally start a national do-gooders association and fall in love.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click & save-as, 23 MB] | m4b [24 MB]

Clueless, or: How I Learned to Stop Being a Selfish Prick and Love a Capsicle
withthepilot | Explicit | 3:15:40
Author’s Summary: Okay, so you’re probably thinking, This guy seems like a total douche. You’re half right. But seriously, I’m a completely normal teenager. A normal genius-billionaire-philanthropist-playboy teenager. Who goes to a school for government agents and superheroes in training. Every morning, I get up, trim my goatee, take a shot of Jack Daniels (which Ke$ha totally stole from me, by the way), and pick out my school clothes. A Clueless AU, starring Tony Stark.
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 84 MB] | m4b [94 MB]

Ironsides
copperbadge | R | 1:48:11
Author’s Summary: Antonia Carter Stark takes no shit and no prisoners.
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 48 MB] | m4b [54 MB]

The Idiot Box
margo_kim | PG-13 | 2:01:08
Author’s Summary: Stephanie Rogers isn’t happy to be in the 21st century, but she’s even less thrilled to be on a team with Antonia Stark who seems as spoiled and self-centered as people come. She and Tony do their best to ignore each other, until their mutual insomnia (read: nightmares) causes them to bond over the new American pastime: late night television watching.
Permanent download links: mp3 [53 MB] | m4b [61 MB]

We Learned By Doing
jibrailis | G | 31:57
Author’s Summary: The one in which all the Avengers are women.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 15 MB]

Wilt Thou Exchange
twentysomething | coverart by <=mific> | R | 3:05:36
Author’s Summary: “The first time Steve meets Toni is about a week after he wakes up.”
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 78 MB] | m4b [89 MB]

Other Pairings

a girl worth fighting for
troublesteady | G | Sif/Darcy Lewis | 22:13, 11 MB
Author’s Summary: Darcy vs inexplicable courting rituals of Asgard.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click & save-as] | m4b

a perception of sweethearts passing through (A collaboration with analise010)
thingswithwings | Cover art by yue_ix”> | Explicit | Natasha/Maria | 20:32
Author’s Summary: Maria touches her forehead to the cool rough sheets, spreads her legs, and closes her eyes tight.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 9.5 MB] | m4a [18 MB]

babel, babel, look at me now
jumpfall | PG-13 | Tony/Pepper | 37:36
Author’s Summary: Fixing Extremis doesn’t mean removing it. Tony Stark may in fact be dating a superhero. (There’s a line in the budget for it.)
Permanent download links (right-click, save-as): mp3 [17.3 MB] | m4b [18.3 MB]

Button Up Your Overcoat
musesfool | Mature | Darcy/Steve | 13:02, 6 MB
Author’s Summary: Darcy instructs Steve in the finer points of safer sex. The conversation doesn’t go exactly the way she expected.
Permanent download link: MP3 [right-click, save-as]

Closing the Circuit
AlchemyAlice | Teen & up | gen | 1:30:57
Author’s Summary: SHIELD’s down, Captain America’s AWOL, and on the whole, things are kind of FUBAR. On the other hand, Tony might have some semblance of a plan.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [42 MB] | m4b [43 MB]

fighting fire with firewood
siria | Teen & up | Natasha/Clint | 34:33
Author’s Summary: Natasha was not the kind of person to be curious.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click & save-as, 16 MB] | m4b [17 MB]

Hold My Breath and Jump Right In
devildoll> | Explicit | Natasha/Bruce | 14:32, 6.7 MB
Author’s Summary: “She won’t be happy until she’s pushed back at him, shown him she’s not afraid, proven she can handle him.”
Permanent download link: MP3 [right-click, save-as]

I Came to Win
Philyra | Teen & up | gen | 1:18:40
Author’s Summary: Pepper Potts inherits a failing hockey team at 25. She builds her staff and team her way, screw what anyone else thinks. She wants a Stanley Cup.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [36 MB] | m4b [38 MB]

If There Was a Me for You
false-alexis | PG-13 | Natasha/Maria | 1:53:25
Author’s Summary: When Maria is sent to intercept the Black Widow, there are certain things she wasn’t expecting- certain very inconvenient things. Now they’re stuck trying to distinguish the desirable from the inevitable. Soulbond AU
Permanent download links (right-click, save-as): MP3 (52 MB) ||| M4B (54 MB)

if you don’t like it you can lump it | Recorded with regonym, theleanansidhe, and rhea314
verity | Teen & up | Kate Bishop/America Chavez | 6:46
Author’s Summary: The Young Avengers’ band is also called The Young Avengers, because they’re very subtle. They’ve written three songs together: “Destroy You,” “Superpowered,” and “Unnatural Love,” which, given the percentage of people in the band with the same equipment fucking each other, you might think was about gay liberation, but actually chronicles the time Loki read them the juicy parts of Flowers in the Attic on a trip up the coast.
Permanent download links [right-click, save-as]: mp3

I’ll Be The Rockstar If You’ll Be The Scientist
nerdwegian | Teen & up | Skye/Simmons | 1:05:25
Author’s Summary: “Wait, wait, wait! Sir, are you telling me the dinosaur escaped our plane in your flying car?”
Permanent download links (right-click, save-as): mp3 [31 MB] | m4b [33 MB]

in the dark of the night
surexit | Mature | Peggy Carter/Sif | 14:44, 6.5 MB
Author’s Summary: Peggy is frustrated. Sif is furious. They make a brief space for themselves.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

Invitations
Clio | Explicit | Natasha/Pepper | 46:47, 22 MB
Author’s Summary: Someone is stealing Stark Tech and using it to fight the Avengers, which offends Pepper on every level. So when Phil asks her to team up with Natasha to root out the traitor she’s more than happy to—even if it means reopening some old and not-so-old wounds.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as] | m4b

Lab Rats
thingswithwings | PG-13 | Darcy/Clint | 15:29, 7.1 MB
Author’s Summary: Darcy is still pretty fuzzy on how this all happened, but at some point when she wasn’t paying attention she and Clint became the official SHIELD lab rats.
Permanent download link: MP3 [right-click, save-as]

Ladies’ Night In
meinterrupted | Mature | Sif/Darcy, Pepper/Natasha, Sif/Darcy/Pepper/Natasha | 12:57, 5.93 MB
Author’s Summary: In which the girls watch movies, drink a lot of booze, and then things get interesting.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

Not a Negotiation
thingswithwings | Explicit | Natasha/Martha Jones (Avengers/Doctor Who crossover) | 16:52
Author’s Summary: If there’s one oft-repeated truism about international covert alien-related special ops organizations, it’s that SHIELD and UNIT do not get along. Natasha, therefore, does not get along with Doctor Jones. Doctor Jones does not get along with her.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 7.89 MB] | m4b [8.39 MB]

our bruises are coming, but we will never fold
liveonthesun | PG-13 | gen | 19:59
Author’s Summary: Peggy is twenty-eight years old, hasn’t found her first wrinkle or gray hair, feels infinite and unbreakable. “This is going to hurt,” Howard says. “And I’m going to remind you one more time that god knows what this black market shit might end up doing to you and ask you one last time if you’ve changed your mind.”
Permanent download links: MP3 (9.6 MB) ||| M4B (10 MB)

Reap the Victories
zarabithia | PG-13 | Peggy & Natasha gen | 9:44
Author’s Summary: When Black Widow is ready to change her allegiance, she gives a very clear signal. Peggy’s last act as Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. is to acknowledge that gesture and return it with one of her own.
Permanent download link [right-click, save-as]: mp3 [4.7 MB]

Rumour Has It
paperclipbitch | PG-13 | Pepper Potts/Christine Everhart | 18:49
Author’s Summary: “I still need a quote for our Powerful Women issue,” Christine says. “Some days, I almost don’t want to stab Tony Stark in the face,” Pepper responds.
Permanent download links [right-click, save-as]: mp3 [8.9 MB] | m4b [9.8 MB]

Run to Ground
holli | PG-13 | Bucky/Steve/Natasha | 42:05, 20 MB
Author’s Summary: “They bought– what? A body in cryo?” Maria Hill looks skeptical. “How’d one guy fresh out of the ice kill a whole room?”
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as] | m4b

Stars and Gripes
sariane | General Audiences | Kate Bishop/America Chavez | 14:43
Author’s Summary: In spite of herself, America has grown pretty fond of Kate. Even if the rich girl drinks weird fancy-schmancy coffee and keeps buying her stuff and thinks she can beat her at MarioKart.
Permanent download links [right-click, save-as]: mp3 [7 MB] | m4b [8 MB]

The Sky and Everything Beneath It
jibrailis | G | Gen | 39:05, 19 MB
Author’s Summary: Steve goes on a road trip to clear his head, but the other Avengers won’t leave him alone.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click & save-as] | m4b

To Be Modified As Necessary
ignipes | PG-13 | Team!fic, mostly gen | 33:57, 15 MB
Author’s Summary: They only need ten rules to ensure (relatively) peaceful cohabitation.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

today begins and it’s all that we have
fahye | Explicit | Natasha/Clint | 40:33
Author’s Summary: Clint has to blink blearily at the ticket before he accepts that it does say Boston and not Bogota or Berlin; in the past he’s walked off one twenty-hour flight and straight onto another on Natasha’s instructions, and he was half expecting to do the same now.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [18.8 MB] | m4b [20 MB]

Who The Fuck Wants To Die Alone
paperclipbitch | Teen & up | Kate Bishop/America Chavez | 43:31
Author’s Summary: Normal!AU. “I don’t know why I have to get involved in this anyway,” Clint huffs. “Or haven’t you told this chick that you’re working a job you don’t need and live in a magical Disney palace?”
Permanent download links [right-click, save-as]: MP3 [20.3 MB] | M4B [21.75 MB]

Who You Are When You’re With Me
such_heights | PG-13 | Natasha/Pepper | 16:46
Author’s Summary: Pepper felt herself begin to relax, the muscles in her back and her neck slowly uncurling from their default state of constant tension. She smiled over at Natalie, feeling a little dopey from the faint buzz of alcohol and the late hour. Natalie smiled back, warm and sympathetic. She really did have a very pretty smile.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 7.8 MB] | m4b [8.6 MB]

Ghostbusters 2016

Third Floor
thingswithwings | PG-13 | Holtzmann/Patty | 13:24
Author’s Summary: Patty. Is on the third floor. All of the time.
Permanent download links [right-click, save-as]: MP3 [6.3 MB] | M4B [6.9 MB]

The 12 Days of Holtzmann
celli | PG-13 | Holtzmann/Patty | 07:18
Author’s Summary: The gold screw behind the gold U looked the same as – “Holtzmann!” she called, walking over to the five tables and twelve funny-looking machines that defined Holtzmann’s space. “Why’re you leaving your jewelry on my desk? We have a wall of storage lockers.”
Permanent download link [right-click, save-as]: MP3 [3.35 MB]

Hockey RPF

Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane

A Hollow Nest to Dream In
celli | Teen & up | 5:46
Author’s Summary: Emotionally constipated dudes expressing love through making out and deciding to have a kid. In front of the Stanley Cup. #thatsit #thatsthefic
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.65 MB]

A Very Kaner Christmas
hawksjolras | Teen & up | 1:26:31
Author’s Summary: Patrick blurts, “I need you to be my Christmas boyfriend.” “No,” Jonny says. He sounds confused, but in Patrick’s defense, it was a pretty straightforward request. Like, there’s only so much a guy can do. (A lighthearted Christmas fic featuring a twin size bed, a hand knit scarf, a light-up Rudolph sweater, and a truly embarrassing amount of pining.)
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [40 MB] | m4b [41.5 MB]

According to Plan
rsadelle | Mature | 14:41, 6.7 MB
Author’s Summary: So then Pat stops and thinks about it. Because they’ve talked about how their kids are going to play hockey together and how Jonny can take them golfing and how Pat is never allowed to name a kid after Kanye, no matter how awesome he is. But he’s never actually said that the kids they’re talking about are going to be his and Jonny’s together. He always thought that part was obvious.
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All that junk inside those trunks
mermaid | Teen & up | 20:47
Author’s Summary: Making sure to stand in profile, Jon watches Kaner take in the sight of him in the too-tight swim trunks. Kaner’s fingers twitch at his sides and his Adam’s apple bobs as he swallows hard, but Jon can’t read his expression.

“Jeez,” Kaner says after a moment. “It’s like two bowling balls stuffed inside a tube sock.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [9.6 MB] | m4b [10.2 MB]

all your favourite foods
torigates | Mature | 36:27
Author’s Summary: Jonny sent Pat a picture of him fishing. Naturally, things escalated from there.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [16.8 MB] | m4b [17.8 MB]

Be Thou My Ally
ingenius | Explicit | 40:52
Author’s Summary: Patrick is a priest of Aphrodite and Jonathan has a debt to pay.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [19 MB] | m4b [20 MB]

Better Off With You
tictactoews | Teen & up | 1:05:53
Author’s Summary: Tazer has always seemed prickly on the outside, but he takes it to a whole new level when he turns into an actual hedgehog and becomes dependent on Patrick’s care.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [30 MB] | m4b [32 MB]

Bluehawk
aohatsu | Explicit | 1:26:59
Author’s Summary: Jo sleeps with Kaner for the second time when she’s twenty-one and gets drunk off her ass in a bar in Vancouver.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [40 MB] | m4b [41.65 MB]

call it magic
thundersquall | Teen & up | 59:22
Author’s Summary: “It’s the faerie blood in me,” Patrick explains.

Jonny is just not equipped to deal with this shit.

OR, on March 17, Patrick turns into a faerie.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [27 MB]

Clean and Shirk
mermaid | Teen & up | 4:36
Author’s Summary: “I don’t see why I have to help clean,” Patrick says, even as he stacks the scattered DVD cases into a neat pile. He’s bent over the coffee table, and Johnny takes a moment to admire the view of his ass in those shorts. “First of all, you’re the messy one.”

This is partly true, Johnny has to admit. But still: “Messier,” he corrects, from where he’s standing in front of the open fridge. “You’re no neat freak yourself, man – most of this old takeout is yours.”
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defrost, debauch, destroy
psocoptera | Mature | 5:24
Author’s Summary: Beneath the ice, dread things lie dreaming. Or listening to One Direction, whatever.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.5 MB]

do it like they do on the discovery channel
hazel | Explicit | 1:04:13
Author’s Summary: It turns out that buddyfucking your best friend without shit getting weird requires constant vigilance.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [29.5 MB] | m4b [30.7 MB]

Dude, Where’s the Stanley Cup?!
svmadelyn | Mature | 1:18:14
Author’s Summary: Johnny lands in Saskatoon at noon, and is shocked to see Kaner hovering furtively at Johnny’s gate exit. He’s wearing a baggy gray hoodie and obnoxiously huge sunglasses and he doesn’t look like he’s showered in at least three days. Johnny is somehow still relieved to see him.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [36 MB] | m4b [37.8 MB]

engagement sex
torigates | Mature | 2:41
Author’s Summary: Written for the prompt “engagement sex.”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [1.23 MB]

For they are rain upon the binding dust of earth
ingenius | Explicit | 23:39
Author’s Summary: Sometimes, Patrick cries during sex.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [10.8 MB]

Good hands
mermaid | Explicit | 58:36
Author’s Summary: “I think you owe me more than just a blowjob, Patrick,” the physical therapist says. “I could have just worked on your wrist, but I gave you the full treatment.”

“Because you chose to,” Kaner protests.

“Yes, I did. And now I can choose what I get from you in return…can’t I?” From the careful tone and the intent expression, Kaner suspects that Jonny’s asking instead of – or as well as – the therapist. It’s hard to keep track now. He’s so fucking turned on that it’s a challenge to hold his head up, let alone think straight.

“Yeah, man, you can,” Kaner tells whoever needs to know.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [27 MB] | M4B [28 MB]

high roller
demotu | Explicit | 13:23
Author’s Summary: “I’m not doing you in the seats,” Pat says, tilting his head back to grin up at Jonny’s red face. “Turn around.” [timestamp for put your money where your mouth is]
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [6.13 MB]

Hooked on a Feeling
pyrodynamo | Teen & up | 26:12
Author’s Summary: The one where Patrick is not exactly Bella Swan and Jonathan is definitely not Sparkly Whatshisname. OR, THE WERE-PUG AU.
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i dreamed of you at nighttime
vlieger | Cover art by fishpatrol”> | Teen & up | 40:15
Author’s Summary: Kaner is pumped to be rooming by himself after five years with Tazer. Only then shit gets weird.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [19 MB] | m4b [19 MB]

i should say and you should hear
staraflur | Explicit | 1:12:40
Author’s Summary: So yeah, it takes a few days, but eventually Jonny gets to deliver the gospel of winning a faceoff by interfering directly with your opponent’s stick. (Heh.)
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [33 MB] | m4b [35 MB]

if you feel me put your hands high
vlieger | Explicit | 17:53
Author’s Summary: Obligatory post-lockout porn. With super-indulgent bonus feelings, sorry.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [8.19 MB]

Illuminate
sophia_helix | Explicit | 18:00
Author’s Summary: Jonny likes to sunbathe naked.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [8.5 MB] | m4b [9.6 MB]

Instincts
grim_lupine | Explicit | 23:20, 10.7 MB
Author’s Summary: They don’t talk about what happens during the moon; and they don’t talk about how Patrick drives over sometimes to curl up on the couch and put his head in Johnny’s lap, jittery all over until he gets the anchoring weight of Johnny’s hand on the back of his neck; and they don’t talk about how Johnny calls him some nights and says, “Come over,” and Patrick does, because Johnny’s head is pounding with the need to get Patrick where he can see him, breathe in the scent of him, know he’s there and well. If they don’t talk about it they can just keep having whatever they need from each other; and that’s what they’ll do, because Johnny is Patrick’s alpha and Patrick needs him to be that for him. For Johnny, it’s always been more.
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Into Each Life Some Rain Will Fall Like Cat Piss In Your Shoes
james | Teen & up | 8:31
Author’s Summary: Johnny is waiting for Patrick to get home from Switzerland. What he gets is a surprise.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [3.9 MB]

just keep it on the down low
zarathuse | Mature | 15:33
Author’s Summary: That night, to shut Jonny up, Patrick spends most of dinner talking loudly about the super hot blonde he met in the hotel lobby last night. He tries to keep it convincing but tame because Patrick’s learned the hard way that even though this was Jonny’s idea, he’ll be pissy the rest of the night if Patrick sounds too believable.
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Keep Calm and Don’t Think of Star Wars
cherryvanilla | Teen & up | 1:15:58
Author’s Summary: After I once again assure Abby that Johnny and I are not, NOT related (by googling the difference between half-brother and stepbrother because jesus fucking christ am I am the only knowledgeable one around here?), she agrees to help.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [35 MB] | m4b [36 MB]

Kiss and Ride on the CTA
hikaru | Explicit | 52:39
Author’s Summary: Pat is never, ever forgiving Smitty. Now, every time he sees that Canadian douchebag on the train, his brain mentally reminds him that the guy has a name, that he’s Jonathan and he probably grows his own fucking kale while reading original source texts about the French Revolution. His brain also keeps supplying Pat with reminders that the guy is really remarkably good looking.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [24 MB] | m4b [25.6 MB]

let’s make it plural
ellot | Mature | 2:26:21
Author’s Summary: Tazer and Kaner are dating. Too bad they don’t know it. Yet.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [62 MB, zipped] | m4b [70 MB]

light ’em up
radioaches | Explicit | 6:46
Author’s Summary: The night before is mostly just a blur of booze and yelling and celebrating, but Patrick is pretty sure he fell asleep in the middle of giving Jonny a two times Stanley Cup winner handjob.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [3.1 MB]

like you want me to
radioaches and ellievolia | Explicit | 39:33
Author’s Summary: So it’s easy, when they’re drunk and high on winning, and they’ve been dancing for a while, and Kaner is so so close and breathing heavily against her ear. It’s so easy to say, “Wanna go back to mine?”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [18.11 MB]

On the Line
queeniegalore | Explicit | 2:44:34
Author’s Summary: AKA the one with the phone sex. In which Kaner finds out Jonny wants to fuck him and is pretty okay with that turn of events. Phone sex, picnic baskets, crazy eyes, hockey and insanity ensue.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [69 MB, zipped] | m4b [77 MB]

Orbital Resonance
fourfreedoms & joyfulseeker | Explicit | 7:39:08
Author’s Summary: Sublimation

1. Passing from one phase to another without transitioning through an intermediate phase.
2. Where socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are consciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.

Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews should probably have figured out the first time what this type of behavior meant.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [195 MB, zipped] | m4b [218 MB]

our song is the way you laugh
thenorthface | Mature | 59:06
Author’s Summary: “Okay,” Kaner says quickly. There’s no letting Jonny change his mind. He’ll look disgusting with a mullet. It’ll be beautiful. Maybe he’ll make little kids on the street cry. “You’ve got a deal. I’ll pretend to date you, and you’ll wear a mullet until we’re hopefully lifting the Cup again or until we’re otherwise eliminated. Horrible photos, probing questions in press conferences and all.”

“Fine,” Jonny says. “Deal.”

His palm is warm under Kaner’s when they shake on it.
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Penalties in Minutes
fahye | Explicit | 35:49
Author’s Summary: And yeah, maybe Patrick has ranted at him a bit about how you can’t always treat sex like a powerplay, Jonathan, but Pat knows as well as Jon that the best plays fall in that sweet spot between preparation and inspiration.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [17 MB]

Pure Destroyer
jukeboxghost | Explicit | 35:46
Author’s Summary: Jonny’s bent over in front of the fridge, fussing about and making the glass bottles clank together. His back is sleek. The waistband of his boxers is all jacked up at the back, little white label sticking up. Patrick wants to fuck him cross-eyed.
Permanent download link:(right-click, save-as) mp3 [16.38 MB]

put your money where your mouth is
demotu | Explicit | 56:48
Author’s Summary: Honestly, Pat isn’t sure how they got here. He’s had a lot to drink, and they’ve been engaged in about four hours of what was Mario Kart war but turned into an epic Smash Bros. tournament, and somewhere along the way bets that required badges of honour were made, except instead of badges of honour somebody—okay, probably Pat—decided they were to be badges of shame, and somebody—again, probably Pat—decided the winner got to mark the loser so everybody could heckle him until it faded.
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Q and A
jezzyjay | Teen & up | 10:14
Author’s Summary: “Which would you rather,” Patrick says one rainy night in November. “Be able to run a hundred miles an hour or be able to fly?”

Jonny turns in the bed a little. “Why isn’t one of those options go to sleep?”

Patrick sighs. “Bear with me, Jonny. I’m going somewhere with this.”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.7 MB]

Racy
scribblinlenore | Explicit | 31:50
Author’s Summary: Patrick flipped on the water, kicked off his underwear and—jolted to a stop, staring at himself in the mirror. He had racing stripes. Down below. For a moment, he honestly couldn’t think how they’d gotten there. Had the awesomeness fairy visited him?

In which Patrick drunk dares Jonny, and Jonny rises to the challenge, and Patrick finds it a little hot. Okay, a lot hot.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [14.5 MB]

rinse, repeat
zara_t | Teen & up | 24:31
Author’s Summary: Patrick shook his head again, holding up a finger like he was about to make an important point. “I have a better idea,” he said. “We’re gonna fix your hair.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [11.3 MB] | m4b [12 MB]

Shut Up Honey
aohatsu | Teen & up | 1:07:09
Author’s Summary: It’s just a little frustrating, that Patricia can be so good at their sport, and then still look the way she does.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [31 MB] | m4b [32 MB]

Sign it with your heart
tictactoews | Teen & up | 56:22
Author’s Summary: Patrick loses a bet and is dared to plant an anonymous love letter into a random locker. It just so happens that the locker belongs to one Jonathan Toews, captain of the school hockey team. Meanwhile, Jonny finds himself in need of a math tutor, and following the advice of his teacher, he asks the new kid, Patrick Kane, for help.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [26 MB] | m4b [27 MB]

Soft
altri_uccelli | Teen & up | 48:31
Author’s Summary: Uhhhh, hedgehog Kaner in Switzerland.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [22.4 MB] | m4b [23.4 MB]

some say love is a burning thing.
cherryvanilla | Explicit | 33:37
Author’s Summary: If anyone had told Johnny upon entering the NHL that thirteen years later he’d not only have a kid with Patrick Kane, but would be getting ready to go on a ‘date night,’ he’d have said they must be smoking some pretty good shit. And then he’d have to wait a decade to eat his words.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [15.4 MB]

something old, something new
longtime_lurker | Explicit | 1:51:24
Author’s Summary: Jonny’s standard canned press response is that he loves Kaner like a sister…which is perfectly true, if you’re talking like on Game of Thrones.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [51 MB] | m4b [53 MB]

Somewhere Only We Know
jezziejay | Mature | 2:17:00
Author’s Summary: Kaner kicks off his twenty-eighth birthday party with an exponential crisis.

Jonny frowns at him. “You’re having a crisis of ever-more-rapidly-increasing numbers?”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [64 MB]

Space Kaner
celli | Mature | 18:05
Author’s Summary: Patrick has an extra toe from an unfortunate accident as a child and an inconvenient crush on his commanding officer. It gets worse from there.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [8.28 MB]

Strings Definitely Attached
grim_lupine | Mature | 8:59
Author’s Summary: “It’d be convenient, and it makes sense,” Pat says when she brings it up, her shoulders curving in a shrug as she slides her way into Janie’s space and lets her fingers brush Janie’s wrist in a touch that’s innocent, a sly, winsome smile on her face that is anything but.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.12 MB]

Surface
grim_lupine | Explicit | 14:07, 6.5 MB
Author’s Summary: Johnny knows what Patrick used to do when he felt like this, before they got together: he’d find a bar, drink until the too-sharp edge under his skin sanded away; take a girl home, come back the next morning looking a little better but still unsatisfied, because he isn’t looking to be calmed. He’s looking to be caught.
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the days are young
zarathuse | Mature | 42:49
Author’s Summary: After the Vancouver Olympics, Patrick and Jonny work some things out.
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The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
forochel | Teen & up | 22:56
Author’s Summary: It’s a little known fact that the Kane family are in possession of a genetic quirk — an x-linked recessive gene — that basically boils down to this: Kaner turns into a hedgehog one day and gets stuck.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [10.7 MB] | m4b [11.5 MB]

The Importance of Swimming in Clear Water
turningterrific | Explicit | 2:33:48
Author’s Summary: “You weren’t answering texts.”

Jonny glances over to where his phone is face down on the table. “Oh.”

“But now that I’m here, and I know you were busily inspecting the carpet and staring out the window like a loner poet, I’m officially not worried at all.”

Or: One week during the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Games are lost, opposing captains are concussed, feelings are recognized, TV is watched, naps are shared, games are won. In other words, it’s a big week.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [70.57 MB] | m4b [74 MB]

The Limited Circle
chibirhm | Teen & up | 34:09
Author’s Summary: “The limited circle is pure.” – Franz Kafka (Or: Six Times Tazer Was an Introvert and Kaner Was Pretty Cool About It.)
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The slowest spark is a breather
cherryvanilla | Mature | 13:05
Author’s Summary: “Did you do something to my phone?”

“Aww, Peeks, would I do that?” replies Sharpy, all fake innocence and stupidly white teeth.

“Yeah, yeah, you’re a fucking saint,” Kaner mutters, searching through his phone for downloaded photos or apps or God knows what. He really needs to put a lock on the thing, especially after that crap Sharpy pulled with Duncs a few years back.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) version 1 mp3 [6 MB] ||| version 2 mp3 [6 MB]

there ain’t nothing please me more than you
vlieger | Explicit | 1:08:26
Author’s Summary: Kaner knows he’s going to spend part of the summer with Jonny, that’s a given, but he’s not actually expecting it when he answers the door to his place in Buffalo and Jonny’s just there.

“Hey,” says Jonny, mouth curling up in a smug smirk at Kaner’s look of surprise. “Wanna go fishing?”
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This Love Is Be and End All
hawksjolras | Teen & up | 22:17
Author’s Summary: Jonny reads. Jonny reads plenty. Jonny is college educated (sort of) and Sharpy can suck his dick, because he reads all the fucking time, okay. Except, see, he sort of doesn’t, and then Sharpy challenged him to a book club, and how do you even do that, book clubs aren’t supposed to have winners, but apparently the Blackhawks Book Club will, and PR is trying to make a thing out of it to encourage literacy and promote the library system in the city or something, so the whole team and a lot of the staff have to go find and read this book, and basically what all this means is that it’s a week before Christmas and Jonathan Toews is grumbling to himself and scowling at a shelf in the library like he wants it to be set on fire, because the shelf is missing the book he’s supposed to be reading for this stupid club that he is going to win.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [10.21 MB]

three hundred sandwiches
cathedralhearts | Mature | 1:25:18
Author’s Summary: “Want a sandwich?” he asks, cutting Tazer off as he starts to build up into an impressive rant about the businessman he got stuck next to. Tazer nods, settling down at the island and flipping through Patrick’s mail, even though it’s incredibly rude. (Or: “There’s nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavour out of a peanut butter sandwich.” — Charlie Brown)
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [39 MB] | m4b [41 MB]

Til You Make It
sophia_helix | Explicit | 21:57
Author’s Summary: “Even if Patrick were actually bi and dumb enough to fall for Jonny, it isn’t going to get him anywhere. Right now, Patrick’s feeling pretty dumb, and he’s had four drinks and is starting to wonder about the other part.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [10.2 MB] | m4b [11.1 MB]

Timed Out Man
sabrina_il | Explicit | 9:37
Author’s Summary: Tazer has a problem. Kaner’s just found a solution.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.4 MB]

Two-Way Forward
torigates | Explicit | 42:15
Author’s Summary: “I think I’m on my phone enough as it is, you know, always texting and emailing, and people complain that I get back to them three, four days later, I’m not fast enough for that. I’m bad enough as it is, and I feel like I’m always on my phone.”

Or; Five Times Pat emailed Jonny and one time he emailed her back.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [39 MB] | m4b [21 MB]

you ruined everything in the best way
thisissirius | Teen & up | 1:30:23
Author’s Summary: Kaner’s looking down at the kid, though, frowning. He crouches down. “Hey, kid, where are your parents?”

The kid’s bottom lip juts out and starts wobbling. Fuck, that means he’s going to start crying, right?

“Oh shi—oot, kid, don’t cry,” Kaner says. “I mean, if you don’t know where they are, we can find ’em?”

“Kaner,” Sharpy presses. “That’s Saad.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [41.6 MB] | m4b [43.4 MB]

Why Do Birds
angelsaves | Mature | 33:02
Author’s Summary: Jonathan Toews has uncomfortable feelings about Patrick Kane. He tries to be reasonable about these things. It doesn’t work very well.
Permanent download link:(right-click, save-as) mp3 [15.13 MB]

Write Our Names On the Wall
twentysomething | Explicit | 1:31:55
Author’s Summary: “What are you saying?” Johnny says slowly, because this sounds like she’s trying to pick him up, which is impossible, because if Kaner has one concrete rule, it’s ‘anyone but teammates.’

“We can help each other out here,” Kaner suggests, crossing her legs in her too-short skirt. “That’s all. Two friends helping each other out in a dry spell. You’re free to do whatever. It wouldn’t be a big deal.”
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Sid/Geno

a best friend hug
hapakitsune | Teen & up | 40:00
Author’s Summary: Sidney looks from Flower’s arm to their handcuffs to the little nest on the floor where he assumes Kris slept. There’s a giant, empty champagne bottle on the table in front of the couch, he’s pretty sure the same glitter that was on Kris’s face is also on his jeans, and his head still aches.

“Okay,” he says loudly, “I know I’m kind of stating the obvious here, but what the hell happened last night?”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [18.4 MB] | m4b [19.3 MB]

Canadian Coping Mechanisms (or It Takes a Village)
iBear | Teen & up | 33:37
Author’s Summary: Sid gets de-aged. The Russian clique helps? interferes in? Geno’s attempts to care for him.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [15.5 MB] | m4b [16.4 MB]

cardinalis
magneticwave | Teen & up | 1:42:19
Author’s Summary: Before Geno, Sid had seen approximately three places in Pittsburgh with any frequency. They were, in order of how much time he’d spent in them from greatest to least: the Lemieux house / guesthouse, the Iceoplex, and the South Side den of iniquity that Max had called his “haunt.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [47 MB] | m4b [49 MB]

Close to Water
derryderrydown | General Audiences | 13:40
Author’s Summary: “I was wondering.” Sid cleared his throat and looked awkward, and Geno had a moment of dread over what horror Sid was going to ask of him, before Sid said, in a rush, “Do you want to go canoeing?”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [6.26 MB]

Four Times Sid Didn’t Get What He Wanted for Christmas and One Time He Did
scribblinlenore | Teen & up | 34:02
Author’s Summary: A tale of holiday fluff.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [16 MB] | m4b [16 MB]

Game Plan
thehoyden | Explicit | 59:52
Author’s Summary: Unlike Nealsy, Evgeni can cook his own food when he has it. He’s perfectly capable of making breakfast. His kitchen is well-equipped, and he’s got some good basic cooking skills down. In short, he is not going to starve to death if left to his own devices. None of this seems to matter to Sid.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [28 MB] | m4b [29 MB]

Gray in the Dark
angelsaves | Mature | 57:46
Author’s Summary: In which Sidney finds out that Geno is a werecat, and that he… kind of has these strange… feelings. Well, it’s something to think about besides his stupid concussion, right?
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [26.5 MB] | m4b [27.8 MB]

King and Lionheart
thehoyden | Explicit | 5:33:55
Author’s Summary: Sidney’s wedding day doesn’t go quite as he’d planned. When he’d bothered to imagine it at all, he’d thought of a nice June wedding in Nova Scotia, outdoors with the sun streaming down. He hadn’t imagined this hurried affair on the tarmac on a rainy and unseasonably cool day in early September, a month after his twenty-fifth birthday.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [141 MB, zipped] | m4b [159 MB]

magic in the midnight sun
hapakitsune> | Mature | 51:24
Author’s Summary: There’s a curse mark on the back of Sidney’s neck.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [23.7 MB] | m4b [25 MB]

Suckered
james> | Recorded with <=regonym> | General audiences | contains bonus James Neal/Paul Martin | 9:26
Author’s Summary: James Neal is a wandering octopus. This causes not exactly the sort of problems you might expect.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.8 MB] | m4b [5.4 MB]

the work is done (now you’re doing battle)
AlchemyAlice | General Audiences | 18:29, 8.4 MB
Author’s Summary: Sid is still pretty sure this is a bad idea, but he keeps walking because he’s given it a full twenty-four hours since the game, and now he has to do something.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

This Must Be the Place
thehoyden | Explicit | 1:45:23
Author’s Summary: There’s what everyone else does, and there’s what Sidney does, and there’s not much intersection between the two.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [48 MB] | m4b [50 MB]

you’ll never have to wonder
nebulia | Teen & up | 35:56
Author’s Summary: Sidney is telepathic, which explains 95% of his idiosyncrasies.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [17 MB] | m4b [18 MB]

Femslash

AMANDA
aohatsu | Teen & up | Hilary Knight/Amanda Kessel | 30:52
Author’s Summary: When she looks up, Amanda’s eyes are big and her face is red. Her other hand is twitching, like she wants to grab something. Her hair is spilling over her shoulders, blocking one of the USA logos from sight. Hilary presses her fingers harder into Amanda’s wrist guard, and Amanda jerks but doesn’t pull her hand away.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [14.3 MB] | m4b [15.4 MB]

everything will be alright if you keep me next to you
accidentallymelted | General audiences | Hilary Knight/Amanda Kessel | 20:10
Author’s Summary: Pink Polo Shirt leans forward, a look on his face that Amanda thinks is supposed to be seductive. “Wouldn’t you rather hang out with me?”

Amanda looks over his shoulder and happens to make eye contact with a gorgeous tall brunette who’s apparently heard the whole thing, if her sympathetic expression is anything to go by. Amanda widens her eyes in a plea for help, and looks back at Pink Polo Shirt and says, with as much faux regret as she can fit into her voice, “Sorry, no – my girlfriend is meeting us here too.”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [9.23 MB]

Family Weekend
accidentallymelted | Teen & up | Amanda Kessel/Hilary Knight, Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann (Check Please crossover) | 10:14
Author’s Summary: Bitty glances up from the kitchen – that’s a new voice – just in time to see Shitty fling himself across the room at a tall brunette girl. “Hils! Fucking shit, man, so great to see you! You didn’t say you were coming!”

OR: The one in which Hilary Knight is Shitty’s big sister.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [8.58 MB]

It’s Going Down (I’m Yelling Tinder)
hapakitsune | Explicit | Hilary Knight/Amanda Kessel | 19:06
Author’s Summary: Hilary finds Amanda on Tinder.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [9 MB] | m4b [9.7 MB]

No One Thinks About Eternity
impertinence | Explicit | Hilary Knight/Amanda Kessel | 4:16:27
Author’s Summary: It’s the Griner signing that starts everything, really, propelling Amanda into the NHL; but for Amanda, the thing with Hilary starts a few years before.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [zipped, 108 MB] ||| M4B [122 MB]

put the heart in my chest on wings
scintilla10 | Teen & up | Hilary Knight/Amanda Kessel | 27:07
Author’s Summary: Amanda hadn’t come to Boston to relive the frustrating Olympics, or to cry on Hilary’s shoulder. She was here to spend four days away from her parents’ house. She was here to watch Hilary play breath-taking hockey, and she was not going to dwell on the fact that she wasn’t playing herself. Also, she was maybe, possibly, going to see if she was right about the impression she had that Hilary might be into her, too.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [13 MB] | M4B [14 MB]

tomorrow seems a year away
cottoneyed | Teen & up | Hilary Knight/Genevieve Lacasse | 58:15
Author’s Summary: Probably lots of American hockey players invite Canadian hockey players to train with them over the summer. God, she’s going to get kicked off the squad.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [26.9 MB] | m4b [28.26 MB]

Other Slash & gen

Foursquare
james | Teen & up | Sidney Crosby/Patrick Kane/Evgeni Malkin/Jonathan Toews | 4.88 MB | 14:01
Summary: Patrick never expected to have three names on his wrist.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [6.42 MB]

Marriage is What Brings Us Together
james | General Audiences | James Neal/Paul Martin | 4.88 MB | 17:08
Summary: James gets a letter which makes him realise all kinds of things he didn’t know. Like that he might be married to Paulie.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [7.85 MB]

The Secret Ingredient
teshumai | General audiences | Carey Price/P. K. Subban | 7:21
Author’s Summary: “Cooking is love made edible.” A short piece for the getting_good_wood magical realism prompt.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [3.37 MB]

Olympic Bros
coggs | General Audiences | Kaner & Oshie & Toews gen | 5:23
Summary: Jonny knew TJ was rooming with Kaner at the Olympics because TJ had texted him “rooming with ya boy!” followed by five emoticon thumbs up when they had found out. Kaner had spent the last month trying to get Jonny to tell him the worst things about TJ “other than the obvious.”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.46 MB]

Leverage

Logistics of a Three-Person Make-Out Session
scintilla10 | General audiences | Parker/Hardison/Eliot | 4:36
Author’s Summary: “Are there any books in here about sex, d’you think?” Parker asked.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.11 MB]

something good can work (and it can work for you)
queenklu | Explicit | Parker/Hardison/Eliot | 51:39
Author’s Summary: “When you say ‘we’re making dinner,’” Eliot finally says, “do you really mean ‘Hey you should come over and cook dinner for us so we don’t burn down the apartment?’”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [23.77 MB] | m4b [25 MB]

The Opposite of Eating Your Feelings
shrift | Teen & up | Parker/Hardison/Eliot | 6:15
Author’s Summary: In which there are delicious foods and only occasional threats of violence.
Permanent download link: mp3 [2.86 MB] [right-click, save-as]

Lizzie Bennet Diaries

By Trial & Error
krakens | Teen & up | Lydia/Gigi | 9:02, 4.14 MB
Author’s Summary: Here’s what happens when you’re the only person in your family who doesn’t have kids and you and your girlfriend work from home: you basically get used as a daycare service when your sisters drag their husbands out for a rare and well-deserved summer vacation.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

get loved, make more
allthingsholy | Teen & up | Lydia/Gigi | 53:48
Author’s Summary: Lydia’s tried to get better at putting words to the things she’s feeling, at dropping all the adorbs and actually saying stuff sometimes, but it’s so big, what Gigi’s telling her, and Lydia doesn’t want to screw it up with, “Sorry that your mom’s dead.” It would be different, maybe, if Gigi was just Darcy’s sister or just a friend of Lizzie’s, but she’s not, not exactly. She’s Lydia’s friend too now, like really, and so Lydia rearranges the carrots into nothing and tries to think of something to say.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 24.7 MB] | m4b [25.8 MB]

in which george wickham meets a grisly end
synecdoche | Teen & up | Lydia/Gigi | 4:28, 2 MB
Author’s Summary: Inspired by a tumblr post I saw floating around: “Because we never got a definitive answer on this, I am forced to conclude that Darcy did, in fact, murder George Wickham. With Lydia.”
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

Pitch Perfect

Beca/Chloe

Knock Me Out Some Other Way
thrace | Teen & up | 33:29
Author’s Summary: Beca Mitchell, good at being emotionally competent. Well, she’s working on it.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 15.44 MB] | m4b [16.33 MB]

Song Beneath The Song
gilligankane | PG | 1:21:59
Author’s Summary: Chloe has always followed the music, because music has given her the best, most important things in her life. It’s never led her astray. Sometimes, though, she wishes it’d give her a little bit of warning about the roller coaster she’s in for.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 37.68 MB] | m4b [39 MB]

you carried romance in the palm of your hand
Care | Teen & up | 46:37
Author’s Summary: Beca spends the weeks before Christmas cramming for finals and barely speaking to anyone, the exception primarily being Cynthia Rose, since they live in the same room. Or: the very slow process by which Beca Mitchell figures out what she wants.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 21.52 MB] | m4b [22.65 MB]

Star Trek

A Quartet of Oddly Colored Flowers
fantasyenabler | PG-13 | Star Trek Reboot, Uhura/Spock/Kirk/McCoy | 10 MB | 21:50
Author’s Summary: Instead of the expected one mate, life gave Nyota Uhura three very different men.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Deductive Reasoning
such_heights> | Teen & up | Star Trek:DS9, Garak/Bashir | 12:59
Author’s Summary: Bashir definitely isn’t dating Garak. Almost certainly. Probably.
Permanent download link: MP3 [5.9 MB]

Girls Like Mystery
withthepilot | R | Star Trek Reboot RPF, Chris/Zach femslash | 9.58 MB | 20:55
Author’s Summary: Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn’t help matters that she has a hot best friend.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (podbook/cover compiled by bessyboo, artwork by orianaborealis)

How to Win Friends and Influence Vulcans
green | G | Star Trek Reboot, Gen (Kirk & Spock friendship fic) | 16:39
Author’s Summary: Having a best friend who didn’t know he was your best friend was frustrating. That did not, however, deter Kirk.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right click, save as, 7.62 MB]

Letters from the Northern Continent
thehoyden | Mature | Star Trek: DS9, Garak/Bashir | 47:30
Author’s Summary: It just figured that the first time Julian Bashir set foot on Cardassia after the war, it would be halfway around the world from Elim Garak.
Permanent download links: MP3 [22.8 MB] [right-click, save-as]

Personnel
thingswithwings | Teen & up | Star Trek:TNG/Babylon 5, Susan Ivanova/Lwaxana Troi | 3:49
Author’s Summary: Susan Ivanova meets the new B5 telepath.
Permanent download link: MP3 [1.8 MB, right-click, save-as]

Take Two
idella | PG-13 | Star Trek: TNG, Tasha Yar/Deanna Troi | 7 MB | 14:07
Author’s Summary: Disastrous first almost-dates should definitely be followed up by something a) more like a date, b) more fun.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as] | m4b

Star Wars

Another Universe
skywalkersamidala | Explicit | Anakin/Padme/Obi-Wan | 1:08:54
Author’s Summary: Perhaps in another universe, the three of them would have been forever ripped from each other and from their children. But in this universe there was peace, and in this universe the Amidala-Skywalker-Kenobi family lived happily ever after.
Permanent download link: MP3 [31.5 MB]

Dreamus Interruptus
AngelQueen | General audiences | gen | 03:41
Author’s Summary: The bulkhead was looking even more tempting. Obi-Wan sighed again and ran his fingers through his mussed copper-colored hair. “Not again,” he muttered.
Permanent download link: MP3 [1.69 MB]

Five Cuddles Ahsoka Shared
sharpest-asp | General audiences | gen | 05:31
Author’s Summary: Five times Ahsoka was either hugged, or hugged someone else, for comfort.
Permanent download link: MP3 [2.5 MB]

Like stars burning holes through the dark
musesfool | General audiences | gen | 52:26
Author’s Summary: Luke considers this family reunion far more successful than the one in Cloud City. At least this time, no one loses a hand.
Permanent download links: MP3 [24 MB] | M4B [26 MB]

there is so much more inside me now
pearwaldorf | General audiences | gen | 05:54
Author’s Summary: “I never even asked your name.” She wonders if it’s something he’ll even recognize.
Permanent download link: MP3 [2.7 MB]

trade your heroes for ghosts
musesfool | General audiences | gen | 09:51
Author’s Summary: Vader presents Ahsoka with an ultimatum.
Permanent download link: MP3 [4.52 MB]

Teen Wolf

aim our arrows high
radioaches | Mature | Lydia Martin/Allison Argent | 1:21:25
Author’s Summary: Lydia and Allison relearn how to be friends. Along the way, they find strength, redemption, and a little something else.
Permanent download links: mp3 [37 MB] | m4b [39 MB]

and home before dark
verity | General audiences | Stiles/Derek | 19:09
Author’s Summary: The mystery of the absent Hale brother was hardly a mystery at all until he appeared at last, set on taking up residence out in the woods. (In which Derek is a hedgewitch. With a cat.)
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [8.77 MB]

Beat All
jedusaur | PG | Erica, Allison, and Lydia gen | 22:07
Author’s Summary: “I didn’t realize you played the drums, Erica.”

Erica looks down at her hands. There are red marks on them where she was squeezing the sticks, and she can’t feel any wetness in her eyes at all.

“I guess I do,” she says.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [10.5 MB] | m4b [11 MB]

talk like an open book
magneticwave | General Audiences | Laura Hale/Allison Argent | 15:36
Author’s Summary: Literally no one comes to Laura’s office hours, ever.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [7.15 MB]

The Dancing and Hiking series
jlh | Lydia/Erica | Teen & up | 38:04
Author’s Summary: Allison finds herself giving dating advice to both Lydia and Erica.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) m4b [19 MB] | mp3 [zipped, 17 MB]

you, me and the moon series
fightingtheblankpage | Laura Hale/Lydia | G to NC-17 | 1:53:07
Author’s Summary: After her brother’s death, and after killing her own uncle, Laura doesn’t have much reason to stay in control over herself. She spends years roaming the woods around her house, and forgetting who she was before. Then, one day, Lydia Martin buys the old Hale house on a whim. Lydia wants to be left alone. Laura wants to have a pack again.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 of until the moon gives you back [38 MB] | mp3 of ficlet [1.4 MB] | mp3 of going out, staying in (staying in) [13 MB] | m4b of whole series [57 MB]

young and so hip and so beautiful
verity | Teen & up | Stiles/Derek | 12:39
Author’s Summary: Stiles composts. He fundraises for Pismo Beach Disaster Relief. He even tries to watch the news once. It’s terrible.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [5.8 MB]

Other Fandoms

A Girl Worth Fighting For
hapakitsune | Teen & up | Disney Princesses, Aurora/Mulan | 30:13
Author’s Summary: Aurora is already too busy trying to figure out what to do with her life to deal with a crush on Mulan, too.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 13.89 MB] | m4b [14.55 MB]

A Mind that Knows Itself
impertinence | PG-13 | Dark Angel, Max/Alec | 17:17
Author’s Summary: Post-“Berrisford Agenda”. Alec’s not alright, duh.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 8 MB] | m4b [8.52 MB]

A Statue Strong Enough For Two
lady_ragnell | Explicit | Merlin, Elena/Mithian | 3:29:35
Author’s Summary: Elena is a street-level superhero–she’s never been one of the ones who wanted glory. Now, though, a visit from an old enemy forces her to step up and see what she might have to do with the Sidhe who invaded and were sent away twenty years ago. Luckily, she has fellow superheroes, especially the Huntress, to back her up, and a new girlfriend in her regular life to make things feel more normal. (Though nothing, of course, can ever be normal when you’ve got a secret identity.)
Permanent download links: mp3 [zipped, 88.7 MB] | m4b [100 MB]

A Strange and Lovely Sound
jesterlady | General audiences | Road to Avonlea, Sara/Booth | 6:19
Author’s Summary: Sara’s in Paris post-finale and she’s wondering about life and love. Certainly she never expected to bump into someone from her past.
Permanent download link: MP3 (2.9 MB, right-click, save-as)

A Wolf In Thrift-Store Clothing
impertinence | PG | Actor RPF, Kristen Stewart/Charlize Theron | 1:07:21
Author’s Summary: Kristen’s thing for Charlize is just – really unfortunate. And somehow, not going away.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [31 MB] | m4b [32.5 MB]

all your heart-melodies
thingswithwings | General audiences | Lilo & Stitch, gen | 6:28
Author’s Summary: At seven, Lilo wants to grow up to be an intergalactic space hero.
Permanent download link: MP3 (3 MB, right-click, save-as)

Boston Marriage
jae_w | PG-13 | Gilmore Girls, Rory/Paris | 13.07 MB | 28:33
Summary: “I think that it’s time that you face the fact that you will never find happiness with a man.”
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Brains, Beauty, and Zombies
scintilla10 | General Audiences | St Trinian’s, Peaches/Chelsea | 17:28
Summary: In which Chelsea Parker and the rest of the St Trinian’s girls survive zombie attacks, hot air balloons, and missing magazine subscriptions. It’s all a day in the life at St. Trinian’s.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 8 MB]

By the Time I’m Dreaming
hapakitsune | R | Figure Skating RPF, Johnny Weir/Evan Lysacek femslash | 30.56 MB | 1:06:45
Author’s Summary: Eva Lysacek has been in competition with golden girl Janie Weir for most of her life.
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (podbook/cover compiled by cybel, artwork by gira_luna)

Casanova’s Got Nothing On Me
laulan | Teen & up | Anya’s Ghost, Siobhan/Anya | 32:03
Author’s Summary: Five times Siobhan thought about kissing Anya, and one time she didn’t think at all.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 15.24 MB] | m4b [16 MB]

Caviar Sandwiches and Beer
jlh | General Audiences | The Philadelphia Story, Tracy Lord/C.K. Dexter Haven, Mike (Macauley) Connor/Liz Imbrie | 16:39
Summary: They’d started out as friends taking care of each other—war and separation couldn’t change that.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 7.62 MB]

Chocolate Chip Cookie Robots Make The World Go Round
bessemerprocess | PG-13 | The Incredibles/Despicable Me, Margo/Violet Parr | 1.39 MB | 3:01
Summary: Margo has a long day in the lab. Violet has a long day superheroing. They end up on the couch.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

Code Blue Screen
ingridmatthews | PG | Apple’s Get a Mac ads, Mac/PC | 4.76 MB | 10:23
Author’s Summary: Mac visits PC after his major upgrade.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Coffee Morning
such_heights | General Audiences | Buffy the Vampire Slayer, gen | 5:28
Author’s Summary: “It’ll be fine,” Buffy repeats, straightening out a throw rug. “She’ll come over, you’ll drink coffee, you’ll talk about how it’s perfectly normal for your teenage daughter to go out fighting the forces of darkness on a school night, and boom, Willow is un-grounded.”
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [2.5 MB]

Colouring Wizards For Fun and Profit: A Short Guide to the Third Age
thingswithwings | G | Lord of the Rings, gen | 8:15
Author’s Summary: “No one is going to be purple.” This from the second Wizard who had disembarked, a tall man with a deep voice whose garments, even now, looked a little dingy and tattered.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [3.78 MB]

Frog and Toad Forever
implicated2 | Mature | Frog and Toad books, Frog/Toad | 9:22
Author’s Summary:Or, Frog and Toad are Friends with Benefits.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.3 MB]

Give Me My Sin Again
v_angelique | NC-17 | Lord of the Rings RPF, Cate Blanchett/Miranda Otto| 31.65 MB | 1:09:07
Author’s Summary: The situation is weird before it’s even begun, but thankfully Miranda is good at rolling with the punches. (Written with the prompts leather fetish and D/s)
Permanent download links: mp3 (right-click, save-as), m4b
Archive links: mp3, m4b (cover art/compiled by cybel)

if women satisfy each other
surexit | Not rated, reader’s rating PG-13 | Vikings, Lagertha/Siggy | 1.76 MB | 3:50
Author’s Summary: “Are you going to tell Ragnar when he comes home?” Siggy asks.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)

Miss Gandalf’s Murder Mysteries
magneticwave | Teen & up | The Hobbit (movies), Thorin/Bilbo (cisgirl!Bilbo), Fili/Ori (cisgirl!Ori) | 1:31:30
Author’s Summary: “Miss Gandalf,” Thorin says, tiredly, because this is the third crime scene he’s come to this month where Phryne Gandalf had beaten him to it by a solid ten minutes. “To what do we owe this pleasure.”
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [42 MB] | m4b [43.6 MB]

No Sound of the Loom and Shuttle
siria | G | Once Upon a Time, Mulan/Aurora | 16:48
Author’s Summary: Mulan and Aurora, figuring out what happens next.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 7.9 MB] | m4b [8.5 MB]

Of Wolves and Tea
netgirl_y2k | PG-13 | Being Human (UK), Nina/Annie | 20:36
Author’s Summary: When Nina leaves the house to deal with being a werewolf, Annie decides to go with her to keep an eye on her. Gainful employment, a suspected case of rabies and what might turn out to be a double date ensue.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 9.99 MB] | m4b [10.45 MB]

Priceless
impertinence | Explicit | 10 Things I Hate About You / Bring It On crossover, Kat Stratford/Missy Pantone | 1:36:31
Author’s Summary: Kat’s looking forward to a calm second year at Sarah Lawrence. Her new roommate makes that less than easy.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [44.3 MB] | m4b [46 MB]

Serious
toft | Explicit | Legally Blonde, Elle Woods/Vivian Kensington | 52:14
Author’s Summary: Elle’s always noticed women. Elle, Enid, and Vivian, lovers and friends in law school, learning how to be who they are.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [24 MB] | m4b [25 MB]

Some Fixed Hour
jesterlady | PG | Road to Avonlea, Felix King/Izzy Pettibone | 2.76 MB | 6:01
Author’s Summary: A short scene between Izzy and Felix set during the last episode of Road to Avonlea, to give them a proper ending.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

Take These Lies (And Make Them True Somehow)
musesfool | R | Dark Angel, Max/Alec | 20:02
Author’s Summary: It’s probably not the healthiest relationship ever, but it works for them.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 9.34 MB] | m4b [10.14 MB]

The Bar at the End of the Fandom
firstlightofeos | Co-recorded with lattice_frames & regonym | Mature | AO3 Tags Meta | 24:09
Author’s Summary: PWP walks into a bar…
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [11.6 MB] | m4b [12.3 MB]

The Best Time of Your Life
cinaed | PG-13 | The Incredibles/Despicable Me, Margo/Violet Parr | 4.88 MB | 10:39
Summary: Violet approaches freshman year of college with a mixture of anticipation and dread. The dread’s mostly gone once she meets Margo.
Permanent download link: mp3 [right-click, save-as]

The Bodyguard
trace_of_scarlet | General Audiences | St Trinian’s, Molly Hooper/Annabelle Fritton | 46:56
Author’s Summary: After Sherlock’s fall, Molly doesn’t quite understand why she has to have a bodyguard. But she turns out to be really quite glad she got Annabelle Fritton…
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 21.8 MB] | m4b [23 MB]

The da Vinci Con
scintilla10 | General Audiences | St Trinian’s, Peaches/Chloe/Chelsea | 40:05
Author’s Summary: Wherein Peaches, Chelsea, and Chloe, former international con artists, are framed for a crime they didn’t commit and must come out of retirement to clear their names. Featuring crossbows, mysterious villains, stolen paintings, aliases, lip gloss, and a little help from old friends.
Permanent download links: mp3 [right-click, save-as, 18.55 MB] | m4b [19.13 MB]

The Doctor Is In
jarrow | Co-recorded with jarrow & klb | Teen & up | Glee, Rachel/Quinn | 40:54
Author’s Summary: Quinn teaches Rachel how to play Dr. Mario. It’s just as awesome as it sounds.
Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) MP3 [58.9 MB]

the fog comes
scintilla10 | General audiences | October Daye books, Toby/Tybalt | 3:12
Author’s Summary: “Ah, my dear October,” Tybalt says, and she smirks. “There was no need for you to dress up for this occasion.”
Permanent download link: MP3 (1.5 MB, right-click, save-as)

The Rules of Barrayaran Sex
philomytha | PG-13 | Vorkosigan Saga, Cordelia/Aral | 8 MB | 32:25
Author’s Summary: Cordelia’s never been good at following rules.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)

Thunderings of Justice
jesterlady | PG-13 | BtVS, Anya gen | 3.51 MB | 7:39
Author’s Summary: Anya’s feelings after Hell’s Bells and ending with Entropy.
Permanent download link: mp3 (right-click, save-as)
Archive link: mp3

to live at all is miracle enough
ssstrychnine | General audiences | Mad Max: Fury Road, Cheedo/The Dag | 10:20
Author’s Summary: Cheedo is almost eight thousand days old when she realises what she wants from Dag.
Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [4.7 MB] | m4b [5.7 MB]

Two Monks Invent Fandom | Recorded with the24thkey, hananobira> and kalakirya>
Kyra | Cover art by somnolentblue”> | Teen & up | Two Monks Inventing Things (The Toast), gen | 05:46
Author’s Summary: Two medieval monks invent fandom.
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What I Wore to the Revolution
jae_w | R | Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Andy | 13.41 MB | 29:17 or 30:02
Author’s Summary: Four times Emily lowered her standards, and one time she didn’t.
Notes: Because I think Emily’s accent is one of her most important pieces of characterization, I took a leap and recorded her dialogue only with a British accent. Since that’s not my normal speaking voice, I also recorded another version with just my own regular voice, so you can choose which edition to go with. I would definitely appreciate feedback on the accent version!
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Download link WITH accent: mp3 (right-click, save-as), archive mp3